The Barber Shop

One day a priest goes to a barber and asks for a hair cut. The barber finishes, and the priest, remembering the commandment ‘thou shalt not steal’  asks the barber–“How much do I owe you?”

The barber replies–“Not a cent, father, it’s free to a man of the cloth…”

The next day the barber opens the shop door and finds a gift card for an all-expenses paid meal at the best Italian restaurant in town for the barber and his wife, courtesy of the priest.

The next day an Islamic Imam walks into the barber shop and asks for a hair cut. The barber finishes, and the Imam, remembering the commandment ‘thou shalt not steal,’  asks the barber–“How much do I owe you?”

The barber replies–“Not a cent, Imam, it’s free to a man of the cloth…”

The next day the barber opens the shop door and finds a gift card for an all-expenses paid meal at the best Lebanese restaurant in town for the barber and his wife, courtesy of the Imam.

On the third day a Rabbi walks into the barber shop and asks for a hair cut. When the barber finishes the the Rabbi asks trepidatiously “How much do I owe you?”

The barber replies: “Nothing rabbi, it’s free to a man of the cloth…”

And the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds standing there 10 rabbis waiting for haircuts.

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